生活中有很多的人说话都是阴阳怪气的，今天给大家带来一组怼人文案，遇到说话阴阳怪气的人就用阴阳怪气的话怼回去吧。
一、看看你这小脸瘦得，都没个猪样啦。
Look at your little face. It&39;s so thin that it doesn&39;t look like a pig
二、你骂我，我吃亏，你就是个小乌龟。
You scold me, I suffer, you are a little turtle
三、人老就罢了，何苦成精。
People are just old. Why bother to become fine
四、你摇一摇头，看看有没有大海的声音。
You shake your head to see if there is a sound of the sea
五、你是一只黄焖鸡，又黄又闷又垃圾。
You are a braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish
六、我不是草船，你的贱别往我这发。
I&39;m not a grass boat. Don&39;t send your bitch to me
七、拿你当人的时候，你尽量装得像点好吗。
When taking you as a person, will you try to act like it
八、我脸上的痘要是和你脑袋上的头发一样少，就心满意足了！
If I have as little acne on my face as the hair on your head, I&39;ll be satisfied!
九、作为一个孩子,我想用塑料小鸭打爆你的狗头。
As a child, I want to blow your dog&39;s head with a plastic duckling
十、多去晒晒太阳，晒黑点就没人骂你是白痴了。
Go to the sun more, and no one will scold you as an idiot
十一、有空一起去吃鱼吧，看你挑刺儿绝对是个高手。
Let&39;s go to eat fish when you&39;re free. You&39;re definitely an expert
十二、你是什么牌子塑料袋，这么能装。
What brand of plastic bag do you have that can hold
十三、嘘，别说话，你不说话的时候，我还觉得你像个人。
Shh, don&39;t talk. When you don&39;t talk, I still think you look like a person
十四、你就是口井，横竖都是二。
You are a well, two in every direction
十五、你俩还真般配，看来月老的垃圾分类挺到位的嘛。
You two are a good match. It seems that Yuelao&39;s garbage classification is in place
十六、你自从得了神经病，整个人都精神多了！
Since you got psychosis, the whole person has been much more energetic!
十七、我打了狂犬疫苗，你以为我会怕你？
I got a rabies vaccine. Do you think I&39;ll be afraid of you?
十八、你真的很好看，个子也很高，傻笑起来很阳光，逼我写下这首藏头诗。
You&39;re really good-looking, tall, giggling and sunny, forcing me to write this hidden poem.
十九、如果不能说脏话，那我对你也没话可说。
If I can&39;t swear, I have nothing to say to you
二十、你的愚蠢怎么如此富有创造力。
Why is your stupidity so creative
二十一、家住敦煌吗?这么多壁画。
Do you live in Dunhuang? So many murals
